Crazy Hairdresser

When you’re feeling nervous, there’s a churning in your belly
She’ll style your hair with ice cream to match your knees of jelly
If you’re going for a re-style with your heart upon your sleeve
It’s rainbows and red roses, so much you won’t believe
She can spike it if you like it, she can dye it, make you try it,
She can shave it, you can’t save it, ‘cos we all know she’s a –

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
Watch out she’s gonna get ya
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,
She’ll make you look the way you feel - ow!
Hairdresser Hairdresser

When you’re feeling blue your hair looks that way too
There’s a raincloud hanging over your head,
You’re wishing you’d just stayed in bed
But when you feel excited she’ll shower you with stars
A style so high and mighty it could reach the planet Mars
She can spike it if you like it, she can dye it, make you try it,
She can shave it, you can’t save it, ‘cos we all know she’s a –

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
Watch out she’s gonna get ya
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,
She’ll make you look the way you feel - ow!
Hairdresser Hairdresser

There was a lonely boy named Joe who liked to hide away
Our super snappy snipper took all his fears away
She gave him a hairstyle ten feet tall, and fifty metres wide
His confidence grew with his hair and now he’s full of pride
She can spike it if you like it, she can dye it, make you try it,
She can shave it, you can’t save it, ‘cos we all know she’s a –

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
Watch out she’s gonna get ya, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,
She’ll make you look the way you fee - eel -
She’s a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
She’s never lazy she’s a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
Watch out she’s gonna get ya, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser
She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,
She’ll make you look the way you feel - ow!

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